“However, the beach is cluttered with 12-year-old "Howdy-Doody" refugees, making the walk to the beach both annoying and hazardous.”

“Guys like you can't escape the city. Hell, you a got a blood contract with this place. You're married to the old girl.”

“So? There's two of us and one of you, and whenever we feel like it, we can be three. That's love too, you know.”

“Не, няма миг без чудеса! Живот би нямало без чудо!”

“This book (Jarod Kintz's book) is trash. I mean, I assume it is, because that's where I found it while scrounging for lunch. However, I must admit that I haven't read it. I would have, but I am homeless, mainly due to my illiteracy (though Big Government, Keynesian monetary policy, and my struggle with alcoholism certainly played a large role).”

“Well, I'm the president of the Howdy Doody Circus Club!”

“You will always pass failure on the way to success.”