“However, the beach is cluttered with 12-year-old "Howdy-Doody" refugees, making the walk to the beach both annoying and hazardous.”
“Well, I'm the president of the Howdy Doody Circus Club!”
“Standing in cat litter is not the same as walking on the beach. Trust me, you can’t pee on the beach.”
“Every time we walk along a beach some ancient urge disturbs us so that we find ourselves shedding shoes and garments or scavenging among seaweed and whitened timbers like the homesick refugees of a long war.”
“I say, sailor, we are both marooned on this beach.”
“Walking on the beach like a ventriloquist, I’ll make it sound like the ocean is calling out to you—through a conch shell.”