“A team is where a boy can prove his courage on his own. A gang is where a coward goes to hide.”
“Little boys run in gangs, grown men organise teams.”
“Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes”
“There is no privacy that cannot be penetrated. No secret can be kept in the civilized world. Society is a masked ball where everyone hides his real character, then reveals it by hiding”
“The liar was the hottest to defend his veracity, the coward his courage, the ill-bred his gentlemanliness, and the cad his honor”
“Colonies are the outhouses of the European soul, where a fellow can let his pants down and relax, enjoy the smell of his own shit.”