“Don't be yourself. Be someone a little nicer.”
“Being yourself is all it takes. If you want to impress someone don't be someone else just be yourself.”
“A woman has to look good, but a man—a little bit nicer looking than a monkey is enough.”
“Why couldn't people's insides match their outsides? The world would be such a wonderful place if the nicer someone was, the more beautiful they became.”
“I can't cheer up — I don't want to cheer up. It's nicer to be miserable!”
“Don't judge yourself by someone else's standards. You will always lose”