“In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.”

“No one has ever loved anyone the way everyone wants to be loved.”

“Hate leaves ugly scars, love leaves beautiful ones.”

“No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.”

“A critic can only review the book he has read, not the one which the writer wrote.”

“Women usually love what they buy, yet hate two-thirds of what is in their closets.”

“There's only one person who needs a glass of water oftener than a small child tucked in for the night, and that's a writer sitting down to write.”