“Johnny Depp... is. Sexy.”
“lying in bed with Johnny Depp sussing out which males are what kind of pet from their clothes.”
“When Johnny Depp saw it, he was so excited he fluffed up to twice his normal size.”
“I love watching people's faces when i say i live with my daughter and Johnny Depp.”
“Blackmailers never explain their thinking. They're like pirates that way. Dark-hearted, dangerous--- and cool like Johnny Depp.”
“Yeah, I know you. I made you up. This is my dream. You're a mixture of Zac Efron and Johnny Depp.”