“You're a vampire, Richie. And I've got a gun the size of Nebraska. What's the worst that could happen?”
“What's the worst that can happen? A tidal wave? Glaciers with guns?”
“But I've got a gun," she said, twirling it on two fingers."A gun with bullets is worse than no gun at all.”
“Theresa, remember - you've got nothing to lose. The worst that could possibly happen is that you fly home in a couple of days. That's all. You're not going on a quest to search for a tribe of cannibals. You're just going to find out if your curiosity was warranted.”
“You've got to appreciate what the worst is. You don't want to find yourself in a situation where you're facing it.”
“Stephanie Plum: Do you have your stun gun and pepper sray?Lula: Does a chicken have a pecker? I could invade Bulgaria with the shit i've got in my handbag.”