“The car bomb is the poor man’s air force.”

“A company author bombs from the sky like the Air Force. A self-published author wins the battle by foot.”

“Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.”

“In a research-poor context,isolated experience replaces professional knowledge as the dominant influence on how teachers teach.”

“Mastering the art of seduction gives one a great power, and like any power, it's to be wielded with responsibility; a man who wields the art of seduction without a sense of responsibility and restraint is a walking proximity bomb of viral epidemics, needless procreation, heartbroken families, and shattered dreams.”

“The most powerful demonstration of leadership is not a clenched fist of brute force but an open hand of humble assistance.”

“I used to think that teachers who gave homework on weekends should be forced to grade papers for an eternity in hell.”