“All my religious beliefs are based on Star Wars.”

“I always say the world is a better place because of Joey Ramone”

“Dogs are gonna take over the world. It's a known fact for those who believe it, kinda like the Bible.”

“It's no use analyzing your life the whole time. Those analyses won't help you when you're dead”

“Green Day is like sex. When we good we're really good! When we're bad... we're still pretty damn good!”

“I have a daughter and she's the greatest thing that ever happened to me. She gives me a good excuse to watch cartoons.”

“My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. ”