“Dogs are gonna take over the world. It's a known fact for those who believe it, kinda like the Bible.”

“It's no use analyzing your life the whole time. Those analyses won't help you when you're dead”

“I always say the world is a better place because of Joey Ramone”

“Green Day is like sex. When we good we're really good! When we're bad... we're still pretty damn good!”

“All my religious beliefs are based on Star Wars.”

“I have a daughter and she's the greatest thing that ever happened to me. She gives me a good excuse to watch cartoons.”

“When you're in a relationship with someone who's selfish, what keeps you in it is the fact that when they shine on you, it's this souped-up shine. And you feel like you're in the club. And you don't even know what club it is. You just know you want to stay in it.”