“Green Day is like sex. When we good we're really good! When we're bad... we're still pretty damn good!”

“I have a daughter and she's the greatest thing that ever happened to me. She gives me a good excuse to watch cartoons.”

“It's no use analyzing your life the whole time. Those analyses won't help you when you're dead”

“Dogs are gonna take over the world. It's a known fact for those who believe it, kinda like the Bible.”

“I always say the world is a better place because of Joey Ramone”

“All my religious beliefs are based on Star Wars.”

“They're right. We're not fighting for the people anymore, Falcon... Look at us. We're just fighting.”