“I have a daughter and she's the greatest thing that ever happened to me. She gives me a good excuse to watch cartoons.”

“In a lifetime of mistakes, you two are the greatest things that have ever happened to me.”

“Right before the game, she strolled up to me. "Hey, Seaweed Brain.""Will you stop calling me that?"She knows I hate that name, mostly because I never have a good comeback. She's the daughter of Athena, which doesn't give me a lot of ammunition. I mean, "Owl-head" and "Wise Girl" are kind of lame insults.”

“And when she [her daughter] one day turns on me and calls me a Bitch in front of Hollister, Give me the strength, Lord, to yank her directly into a cab in front of her friends,For I will not have that Shit. I will not have it.”

“I won’t ever walk out on my woman, not even if she gives me Gatorade and says I’m good to go.”

“Excuse me, but you didn't answer me. What part of it is good for you?" she pressed."I found you," he said.”