“One day the worlds male population will spontaneously combust because they've kept too much stuff in for too long.”

“I know he's right to be worried about us, because I'm worried about us too. I don't understand how relationships work. I don't know how they survive. It seems every day something new arrives to threaten your peace of mind.”

“It hurts more than anything in the world because even though it might not be the case, it feels like you've chosen your child over me.'I haven't there is no choice. She's part of me. You're part of me too. It's like...I don't know...asking me to pick between my heart and my lungs.''I know, but the thing is, you are my heart and my lungs. You're everything to me. And what hurts is that I know i used to be everything to you.”

“I never trusted the women i was involved with to tell the truth,because the truth never changes,but as i knew so well,people did.I knew it wasn't everyone,some women did have staying power,but it was impossible to tell which ones they were.Women should have come labelled-it would have made life so much simpler.”

“If eskimos can come up with fifty words for snow because its a matter of life and death, why do we have just one word for love?”

“I won't stop loving you because I can't stop loving you.”

“You carry about in your own selfish world completely oblivious to the things that really upset me and then wonder what it is you've done wrong.”