“I’m sure a lot of you have tripped out on alcohol. It’s a lot safer to do it on marijuana”

“What did you tell me, Jesse? Sure Jake, Stephanie will do exactly what you tell her. Sure Jake, protecting her will be a piece of cake. “Snorting in disbelief, he added, “Being at war is safer compared to this shit, and it’s a hell of a lot easier than looking after your girlfriend.”

“There’s lots of people will help you with alcohol business, but there’s no one out there arranging little meetings where you can stand up and say, ‘My name is Sam Vimes and I’m a really suspicious bastard.”

“Ignorance is a lot like alcohol: the more you have of it, the less you are able to see its effect on you.”

“But it turns out that even if I don’t talk a lot, when it’s something that matters I still have a lot to say.”

“It’s funny, don’t you think, how time seems to do a lot of things? It flies, it tells, and worst of all, it runs out.”