“Behold! For now I wear the human pants!”

“I think Tim Buckley is the antichrist, and I think that miscarriage storyline was the first horseman of the Apocalypse.”

“It will be like having an extreme close-up in high definition to examine each freckle, while failing to notice whether the person is even wearing pants.”

“Okay, I know I said I wasn't going to shake things up, but we're going to have to get some pants on this one.”

“The old joke is that psychiatrists are doctors who can't stand the sight of blood. Maybe they can't stand it, but if they work where I work, they damn well better get used to it.At least surgeons and prizefighters get to wear gloves”

“Lady, I was gonna cut you some slack, 'cause you're a major mythological figure...but now you've just gone nuts!”

“I can't say 'why me,' Brady. That's one of the big no-can-do's. Because if I do that now that bad stuff has happened to me, why didn't I say it about all the amazing stuff that happened to me before?”