“Behold! For now I wear the human pants!”
“I guessed princesses-in-training didn’t wear pants.”
“Did I wear you out?""Out of my pants, maybe.”
“I make my own pants because I don't wear jeans. They are like golf pants. I just like to put a little funk into everything.”
“I like being a woman, even in a man's world. After all, men can't wear dresses, but we can wear the pants.”
“It's a miracle I was able to get out of the house today. It's a miracle I'm even wearing pants, a double miracle I remembered to wear shoes.”