“Sometimes life just walks up to you, excuses itself and punches you in the face.”
“Look at it this way: I might be saying you're fat, but at least I'm not punching you in the face.'Are those the only options?'Not always. Just sometimes.”
“Just because you have to walk sometimes doesn't mean life isn't taking you places.”
“Hear me out. Would you eat a hamburger if there was any chance it could punch you in the face?- How is a hamburger supposed to punch me in the face?Just say that it can. Would you bother? Or would you eat something else?”
“Sometimes life rocks so hard your heart wants to explode just because the sun came up and you got to feel it on your face for one more day. ...Sometimes you get the bitter end instead.”
“Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face.”