“All beautiful women are murderers. You've probably heard it said before.”

“Laugh, I Nearly Died," Andrew answers. "You've probably never heard that one before.”

“This chapter is about the dieter's philosophy of food, and it will repeat a lot of things you've heard before. However, you've heard them before because they make sense, and you're still fat because you ignored them. Now is the time to change that.”

“If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.”

“You've heard tales of beauty and the beast. How a fair maid falls in love with a monster and sees the beauty of his soul beneath the hideous visage. But you've never heard the tale of the handsome man falling for the monstrous woman and finding joy in her love, because it doesn't happen, not even in a story-teller's tale.”

“Love is candy from a stranger, but it's candy you've had before and it probably won't kill you.”