“I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain”
“I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
“How could I sleep with a man I wasn't sure would attend my funeral?”
“I could picture life—school and everything else—continuing on without me. But I could not picture my funeral. Not at all. Mostly because I couldn’t imagine who would attend or what they would say.”
“The wind blew my words away from you. So while I told you I love you, the phrase was carried in the opposite direction and landed 333 miles away in the ears of a confused farmer. He was nice, though. He sent me a kind letter saying that while he was flattered, I wasn’t really his type.”
“I think it was Mark Twain who said, “Get your facts straight, and then you can distort them as much as you like.”