“Lady, I was gonna cut you some slack, 'cause you're a major mythological figure...but now you've just gone nuts!”

“Don't mess with me, lady. I've been drinking with skeletons.”

“Okay, I know I said I wasn't going to shake things up, but we're going to have to get some pants on this one.”

“With a rasping cough, the vampire shakes its head. "It was you who called us. All of you, with your war. The roar of your cannons shook us from our quiet graves...”

“I'm never bored. That's the trouble with everybody -- you're all so bored. You've 'ad nature explained to you and you're bored with it. You've 'ad the living body explained to you and you're bored with it. You've 'ad the universe explained to you and you're bored with it. So now you just want cheap thrills and like plenty of 'em, and it dun't matter 'ow tawdry or vacuous they are as long as it's new, as long as it's new, as long as it flashes and fuckin' bleeps in forty fuckin' different colours. Well, whatever else you can say about me, I'm not fuckin' bored!”

“Everybody's born to do a certain thingand if you're dead jimmy you've found it.And if you're good at something, just keep doing ituntil you're fed up...then do something else. look..You're here to make babies and look after the place.You know ?"(Billy Connolly) Spoken Word onSpiritual city: -Off of Glastonbury Song”

“It had that kind of open-ended fear to it - like that feeling you get when you're driving and you see a cop. And you're not speeding. You don't have drugs. But you're just thinking, I hope he doesn't notice I'm driving.”