“I both laid and sucked eggs? That didn't make sense.”
“It was not curiosity that killed the goose who laid the golden egg, but an insatiable greed that devoured common sense.”
“I believe your grandmother needs lessons in sucking eggs.”
“Death laid its eggs in the wound”
“Fairy tales are make believe and reality sucks, but I happen to live in both worlds.”
“Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has laid an egg cackles as if she had laid an asteroid.”