“So you're saying that after I take a disappointing shower I should get in bed and lay there and weep?”
“Well, Nicole, I was planning on taking her to bed and using her in ways that aren’t even mentioned in the Kama Sutra, but now you’ve told me that, I think I should go take a cold shower instead.”
“Cap’n just jumped on the bed and says we should take a nap. And who am I to argue?”
“Sometimes laying in my bed, I would think that I should have died because I deserved to.”
“Well alright then," His eyes glittered. "I get my kicks whipping woman I have sex with and you're next on my list. Now I'm going to take a shower.”
“I'm going to take a shower," I said and prepared for the comment I knew was coming. "You know what they say, conserve water and shower with a friend.”