“I'm surrounded by assholes!”

“Life’s easy.It’s living it that’s difficult.”

“Originality is the best form of rebellion.”

“I'm a compulsive everything.”

“d rather have people think people I'm stupid and shock them than have people think I'm smart and disappoint them.”

“I'm allergic to rocks hitting me in the face.”

“Happy Families. What's that all about, eh? A bloody busted flush is what it is. You surround yourself with other people so the night doesn't seem quite so dark. Shout down the sound of the wind with arguments about whose turn it is to wash the dishes. Best not to kid yourself. Best not to give any hostages to fortune. You're on your own in the end. Always. Where else would you want to be?”