“Everybody's born to do a certain thingand if you're dead jimmy you've found it.And if you're good at something, just keep doing ituntil you're fed up...then do something else. look..You're here to make babies and look after the place.You know ?"(Billy Connolly) Spoken Word onSpiritual city: -Off of Glastonbury Song”

“I just love that feeling when things are about to change. Like when you know that in a few seconds you're going to do something and become someone else.”

“I'm never bored. That's the trouble with everybody -- you're all so bored. You've 'ad nature explained to you and you're bored with it. You've 'ad the living body explained to you and you're bored with it. You've 'ad the universe explained to you and you're bored with it. So now you just want cheap thrills and like plenty of 'em, and it dun't matter 'ow tawdry or vacuous they are as long as it's new, as long as it's new, as long as it flashes and fuckin' bleeps in forty fuckin' different colours. Well, whatever else you can say about me, I'm not fuckin' bored!”

“Alek said, "Do you think I'm being a fool?" "I think you're trying to do something good. But doing good is rarely easy, and no weapon has ever stopped a war.”

“When you're in a relationship with someone who's selfish, what keeps you in it is the fact that when they shine on you, it's this souped-up shine. And you feel like you're in the club. And you don't even know what club it is. You just know you want to stay in it.”

“When you're winning, keep working like you're losing.”

“Cute" is one of those words people use when they know you're smart enough to realize "you've got so much personality" means "you're ugly.”