“If there's anything I hate is someone who questions my credit.”

“If there's anything I hate, it's someone telling me "don't" without saying why.”

“I kind of hate Nick right now, too, but there's someone else higher on my list, someone I hate more than Saddam Hussein and any asshole named Bush combined, hate more than that fuckhead who canceled 'My So-Called Life' and left me with a too-small boxed DVD set that does not answer the questions whether Angela and Jordan Catalano did it, or if Patty and Graham got a divorce, or if there really was something to all that lesbian subtext between Rayanne and Sharon.”

“I don't care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it.”

“There's no question in my mind that we cannot be the best in our field if we're sloppy at anything we do.”

“Men don't hate anything if there's no hatred in their hearts.”