“I think, therefore I am' is the statement of an intellectual who underrates toothaches.”
“Nearly all creators of utopia have resembled the man who has toothache, and therefore thinks happiness consists in not having toothache... whoever tries to imagine perfection simply reveals his own emptiness.”
“His statement to himself should have been 'I possess this now,therefore I am happy' , instead of what it so Victorianly was: 'I cannot possess this forever, therefore I am sad.”
“I am mad, I think. I am mad therefore I think. I am mad therefore I think I am.”
“I think, therefore I am, therefore I am photographable.”
“I think I am, therefore, I am... I think.”