“Those boobs of yours are ubiquitous - like God!”
“For God's sake put on your glasses, Sam. You're staring right at my boobs.”
“The word ubiquitous is itself ubiquitous in today’s writing.”
“It was a major and deeply embarrassing teenage revelation. It must be how straight teenage boys feel when they realize those boobs they like have heads attached to them.”
“I hate that word boobs. I wish people wouldn't say it, especially girls. It's like calling your own body stupid.”
“The old-boobs Pamela or the new-boobs Pamela?”