“Music is a funny thing when you really come to think about it.”

“It's funny, but you never really think much about breathing. Until it's all you ever think about.”

“It's so funny being a Christian musician. It always scares me when people think so highly of Christian music, Contemporary Christian music especially. Because I kinda go, I know a lot of us, and we don't know jack about anything. Not that I don't want you to buy our records and come to our concerts. I sure do. But you should come for entertainment. If you really want spiritual nourishment, you should go to church...you should read the Scriptures.”

“You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.It's really funny.”

“That's the funny thing about trying to escape. You never really can. Maybe temporarily, but not completely.”

“If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you really are.”