“A man falls down a flight of stairs and somebody rushes over to him and asks, "Did you miss a step?" "No," he answers, "I hit every one of them!”
“You don't need to travel, laughter is an instant vacation”
“We owe a lot to Thomas Edison-if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.”
“Committee - a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.”
“When opportunity doesn't knock, create a door”
“Laughter is an instant vacation.”