“Joseph goes to the Social Service Department. "Can I help you?" the secretary inquires. Joseph answers: "Yes, I am God. I've come to see about a release from the hospital.”

Milton Rokeach

Milton Rokeach - “Joseph goes to the Social Service...” 1

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