“My calendar lately is full of work. And you.”
“The full moon symbol on my calendar no longer seemed to be a period marking the end of something, but just another way of counting time.”
“It takes a year, nephew... a full turn of the calendar, to get over losing someone.”
“You're earlier than expected, and appear to have gotten through the day without destroying any article of clothing. I must note this event down on my calendar.""Bitch when I'm late, bitch when I'm early. You could go pro on the bitching circuit.”
“My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil.”
“My death will not be penciled on someone's calendar.”