“When I die, I plan to be laughing hysterically.”

“Everyone has one or two secrets they never want to reveal to others. But they also want at least one person to accept everything about them…no matter how they suffer or how painful it gets”

“I smile when I want to cry. I laugh when I want to die.”

“Tread softly,Brathe peacefully,Laugh hysterically.”

“I steeled myself against laughter; I would rather die than laugh. I didn’t laugh, I did not laugh. But I died, I did die.”

“I want to laugh hysterically into a bucket of water, have my humor imprinted on each water molecule and then drink the funniest drink ever.”

“When a man plans, a woman laughs.”