“Albums that remind me of my childhood happiness make me incredibly sad now.”

“I've always been intrigued by Stockholm Syndrome. Reminds me of my childhood.”

“I referred albums to the more modern eight tracks. Albums came with sleeves which reminded me of clean underwear. Plus, the pictures were bigger, making it easier to see each follicle of Tony Orlando's shiny arm hair.”

“Once opening the door was a promise of happiness, now my surroundings seem to have appointed me the keeper of sadness.”

“Yes, she told me she loved me and has loved me as i've loved her. While it made me incredibly happy, i was sad because we should have been together all this time and pissed.”

“He said I could make him happy. Then I understood the cause of my sadness. I didn't want to make anybody happy. I wanted someone to make me happy. I knew that there was laughter and I wanted someone who could laugh with me. ”