“And when I say the Fashion Police, of course I’m speaking of the small group of screeching gay guys and fashion “experts” on that E! show led by the reanimated corpse of Joan Rivers.”
“The case called for plain, old-fashioned police leg work!”
“I want to be the world’s safest fashion designer. And I always wear my seatbelt, especially when I’m in the car.”
“And when you go to God's house, it ain't got to be no fashion show. You just come as you are.”
“I am saying you must be sure that the doubts and questions are your own, not, so to speak, the mustache and walking stick that happen to be the fashion of any particular moment”
“It's not a concert you are seeing, it's a fashion show.”