“[…]Frisbee people won’t let it go. My theory is that this is because there’s a huge overlap between people who are good at Frisbee and people who do Teach for America.”
“Well, I have my angel--""Yes, let's place our faith in that sparkling 'Frisbee' because he's done so much to help you already.”
“There's a difference between people who do hurtful things because they're evil and people who do bad things because of their circumstances.”
“If I threw a Frisbee at her head, she would be left with two choices: take a Frisbee in the face or have a baby.”
“I’m not going to force some theory on a mystery and make foolishness of it, just because that is what people who talk about it normally do.”
“This is my theory: the people who shouldn't hate themselves, do hate themselves. And the people who should hate themselves, don't hate themselves. The world is all backwards. See, this is one of the many reasons why God and I are not good friends.”