“That’s the one nice thing about being a dork about men: you can sometimes play it off as restrained and classy.”
“That’s the nice thing about dreams, the way you wake up before you fall.”
“Sometimes being a nice person is all about knowing when to be an asshole.”
“I know a small part of you thinks you could’ve ended up with Natalie Portman if you had played things a little differently. That’s nice. You can have that. That’s not hurting anybody.”
“I am who I am, a big dork who makes mistakes and deals the best way I can. I’m going to keep making mistakes and being a big dork because that’s who I am. You can’t deal with it, then you best walk out that door because that’s the way it is.”
“The best thing about being 40 is that you can appreciate 25-year-old men more.”