“Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills.”

“A beautiful woman delights the eye; a wise woman, the understanding; a pure one, the soul.”

“To be loved is to be fortunate, but to be hated is to achieve distinction.”

“In honor of October, really just hours away now.....Brew me a cup for a winter's night.For the wind howls loud and the furies fight;Spice it with love and stir it with care,And I'll toast our bright eyes,my sweetheart fair.”

“Three failures denote uncommon strength. A weakling has not enough grit to fail thrice.”

“Let him hurl these pieces of toast like new and radical ideas that must be cast into the world. Pieces of toast like angry children who will hit us and upset us and change our ways of thinking and feeling.”

“We eat pancakes to escape loneliness, yet within moments we want nothing more than our freedom from ever having so much as thought about pancakes.”