“There is such a thing as crazy-mother bonding. . . . It happens when one realizes the other also has had a crazy mother, and it is both painful and pleasurable. There are more crazy mothers than you might think.”
“The thing about smart mother fuckers is that sometimes, they sound like crazy mother fuckers to stupid mother fuckers...”
“I hate it when she does that. There’s nothing more humiliating than being smacked by your crazy mother in front of your friends.”
“My mother isn't crazy. She simply has a harder time than most reconciling her reality with everyone else's reality.”
“Thinking you might be crazy can drive you crazy.”
“My mother began to go crazy. Not in a 'Let's paint the kitchen red!' sort of way. But crazy in a 'gas oven, toothpaste sandwhich, I am God' sort of way.”