“A sulking sister is better than a scolding sister.”

“Shaun get your sister her glasses. She looks naked without them. It's creeping me out.”

“It's better to go out with a bang and a press release than with a whimper and a secret.”

“I recommend Avon Skin-So-Soft. It’s a bath product. It smells like someone fed a Disney Princess through a juicer, but it works better than anything else on the market.”

“My father has always had just one piece of advice about zombies and ammunition, one he’s drilled into my head enough times that it’s managed to stick: When you have one bullet left and there’s no visible way out of the shit you’re standing in, save it for yourself. It’s better than the alternative.”

“Don't start. My mood stays better if you don't start.”

“We were the ones on scene when everything went down. We weren't better. We weren't worse. We were just the ones standing in the blast radius.”