“His idea of traffic safety is going too fast for the cops to catch up.”
“ The best car safety device is a rear view mirror with a cop in it. ”
“This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic.”
“You guys go ahead, I'm just going to harvest his kidneys and I'll catch up.”
“If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.”
“What did I tell you about Mister Safety Catch?' said Vimes weakly. When Mister Safety Catch Is Not On, Mister Crossbow Is Not Your Friend,' recited Detritus, saluting.”