“Hysteria takes too much energy to be maintained forever.”

“I like to think of myself as a reasonable man. But I have buried too many friends in the too-recent past, and I have seen too many lies go unquestioned, and too many questions go unasked. There is a time when even reasonable men must begin to take unreasonable actions. To do anything else is to be less than human.”

“Hire new field systems maintainer" was near the top of my to-do list, right under "uncover massive political conspiracy," "avenge Buffy's death," and "don't die.”

“His idea of traffic safety is going too fast for the cops to catch up.”

“Life's more fun when you take the chance that it might end.”

“And then everything was in the hands of gravity, which has never had much love for the terminally stupid.”

“People who can’t hack it as Irwins because they’re too violent go into the air travel industry.”