“Irwins are never more alive than when they’re five minutes away from getting slaughtered.”
“Never use five words if you can get away with one, eh? I've known dead men talk more than you do.”
“If you're at a party with more than five people named Chad, get the fuck out right away.”
“A first kiss after five months means more than a first kiss after five minutes.”
“People who can’t hack it as Irwins because they’re too violent go into the air travel industry.”
“I was never more alive than when the Dark Passenger was driving.”