“Things it is not polite to discuss at the dinner table: politics, religion, and the walking dead.”

“Hire new field systems maintainer" was near the top of my to-do list, right under "uncover massive political conspiracy," "avenge Buffy's death," and "don't die.”

“When you're going to play with dead things, do it during the daylight.”

“Now I'm a God, but tomorrow, when you have to stop me from playing with dead things again, you'll be right back to calling me an idiot, won't you?”

“There was no warning before the outbreaks began. One day, things were normal; the next, people who were supposedly dead were getting up and attacking anything that came into range. This was upsetting for everyone involved, except for the infected, who were past being upset about that sort of thing.”

“I'm going to aerosolize me some dead guys.”

“Alive or dead, the truth won't rest. Rise up while you can.”