“Manicures: Which are basically just holding hands with a stranger for forty-five minutes whilst listening to Enya.”

“Life is a series of embarrassing moments which leave you feeling alone in your confusion and shame”

“I’m not sure I’m up for going to the moon. I’d rather go to Antigua as far as holiday destinations go. Well, they all went mental didn’t they, astronauts? Perhaps it’s very helpful because you’re reminded that you have a very short life and really there’s nothing to worry about at all. But then you might come back to earth and not give a sh*t about anything." - Stylist.co.uk, 2012”

“Look in the mirror and say, 'There is none other like you and for that reason alone you are beautiful.”

“some of my happiest funniest times have been spent in offices. Perhaps because the work was mudane, even the tiniest of distractions become wildly hilarious and wonderful. Actually, I'd say that 90 per cent of my doubled-over-gasping-with-laughther-laughing-so-much-that-you-can't-breathe-and-you-think-you-might-die laughing has occurred during slow days in offices.”

“If I did better... I'd be God.”

“Live in hope. Because things do happen. Things do change. Worry really is futile. Don't fear the future. Dreams do come true.”