“A wise man once said, 'Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.”
“Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.”
“There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich.”
“I mostly eat peanut butter sandwiches. Peanut butter and banana, peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and potato chips, peanut butter and olives, and peanut butter and marshmallow goo. So sue me, I like peanut butter.”
“I don't know what love is, but I know what love isn't. Love isn't a peanut butter and tuna sandwich, because no young man should spend his time searching for his "once in a lifetime." Take it from me, a love like that doesn't exist. And if it did, I'd have already eaten it.”