“Love hurts worse than getting slammed by a 250-pound linebacker.”
“Trying and getting hurt can't possibly be worse for you than being... stuck.”
“Any combination of a 250-pound Mexican and LSD-25 is a potentially terminal menace for anything it can reach”
“I've learned that hurting you feels infinitely worse than being hurt myself.”
“Love hurt. Honesty made it hurt worse, and I could hardly stand it.”
“There are worse words than cuss-words, there are words that hurt.”