“This must be the weirdest thing a football coach has ever seen: two quarterbacks making out.”
“A football could be swapped out for a brick, to make family reunion football games more fun. But I’m calling it right now: I get to be quarterback. ”
“Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck.”
“When I went to Catholic high school in Philadelphia, we just had one coach for football and basketball. He took all of us who turned out and had us run through a forest. The ones who ran into the trees were on the football team. ”
“What if a statue of me walked past my clone frozen in thought? Which one of the two would make a better quarterback than Geno Smith?”
“You are the weirdest girl ever.”“Please. You live with Eve.”