“French women don't eat Wonder Bread.”
“French women love bread and would never consider a life without carbs.”
“French women typically think about good things to eat. American women typically worry about bad things to eat.”
“French women eat and serve what's in season, for maximum flavor and value, and know availability does not equal quality.”
“I don't eat bread.' Is she pouting? It's hard to tell. She's had a lot of chemicals injected into her face.”
“She used to say she could taste sleep and that it was as delicious as a BLT on fresh French bread.”