“I would advocate that chocolate be covered by health insurance, but that is admittedly a very French public policy perspective.”

“If it weren't for health insurance we wouldn't need health insurance.”

“Everyone should have health insurance? I say everyone should have health care. I'm not selling insurance.”

“A novelist must wrestle with all mysteries and strangeness of life itself, and anyone who dies not wish to accept that grand, bone-chilling commission should write book reviews, editorials, or health-insurance policies instead.”

“That pipe, just so happens to lead to the room where I make the most delicious flavored chocolate covered fudge."Then he will be made into strawberry flavoered chocolate covered fudge, they'll be selling him by the pound, all over the world!"No, I wouldn't allow it. The taste would be terrible. Can you imagine Augustus flavored chocolate covered gloop? Ew. No one would buy it.”

“What happened to fun?""Our insurance doesn't cover it!”