“Never eat more than you can lift.”

“Only time can heal your broken heart. Just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs.”

“Roses are red, Violettes are bllue,Valentines day is consumerous crap,now don't you have ironing to do"Unlikely thing to read in a valentines day card”

“Kissing is something that makes up for a whole lot of the other crap you have to put up with in school, and as a teenager in general”

“Rigby: You can't touch music!Mordecai: But music can touch you.”

“Reality withing the depths of night has no more substance than the lucid dream.”

“If you can see, look...If you can look, observe...”