“Whoever made Freud a vampire is getting a stake in the heart.”

“The one Jack had picked up was clearly of the flower/nature variety if he was vomiting foliage.”

“I'm not saying she was all bad, just on days ending with Y.”

“Somewhere it is being prepared. Somewhere deep in the heart of Germany the shell is being made. Some German girl is polishing it right now polishing it and cleaning it and fitting the charge into it. It glistens in the factory light and it has a number and the number is mine. I have a date with the shell. We shall meet soon. . . . It will come with a rush and a roar and a shudder. It will come howling and laughing and shrieking and moaning. It will come so fast you can’t help yourself you will stretch out your arms to embrace it. You will feel it before it comes and you will tense yourself for acceptance and the earth which is your eternal bed will tremble at the moment of your union.”

“If I were dead and buried And I heard your voice, Beneath the sod My heart of dust Would still rejoice.”

“Leah moaned. Not in pain, but in a "oooh, someone's getting fucked soon and I hope it's me" way.”

“Then there was this freedom the little guys were always getting killed for. Was it freedom from another country? Freedom from work or disease or death? Freedom from your mother-in-law? Please mister give us a bill of sale on this freedom before we go out and get killed. Give us a bill of sale drawn up plainly in advance what we're getting killed for... so we can be sure after we've won your war that we've got the same kind of freedom we bargained for.”