“Earth girls aren’t easy.”

“Help you? I’d lick you, and most girls would want to marry you if you so much as talked to them.”

“That sounded sweet enough to almost be intelligent, but it was chauvinistic as hell.”

“She could end up on the news if she wasn’t careful, with her face plastered on the back of milk jugs. Missing and too stupid to live.”

“Every woman needs a man.”

“Barbaric is letting the woman suffer to be alone for the rest of her life.”

“Men were born to protect and love, and our women help us to serve a higher purpose.”